jonerstrokes:

southernsideofme:

Majestic AF

DOIG

(Source: perfecthorse)

xeppeli:

blackdenimjeans2:

I’m her

(Source: gaspack)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

butchmcqueen:

im laughing but that is Definitely a pouch, opossums are marsupials ya doof

(Source: chrissongzzz)

goddeks:

• home
• and
• masturbate 

(Source: khfkukluydshfklsadd)

bettsplendens:

sigistrix-elric:

Now you know.

It’s okay if you didn’t know, just don’t do it again.

Ducks make great crunchy noises if you give them lettuce.

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

(Source: lousirthe3rd)

just-shower-thoughts:

I wish that people who posted lost pet signs added updates. I need closure.

just-shower-thoughts:

If you cut a corner off a piece of paper, it gains a corner.

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(Source: egowave)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

1337tattoos:

slumdog.tattooer

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

(Source: twerkingtargaryens)